This is Eli

A blog about Eli. A blog about survival – and by that, I mean life!

Mark’s snow day story: Little girl in the mall play area yesterday, looks like toddler in tiara, pushing kids off of stuff, girl’s mom just sitting there on smart phone (of course). Tiny mean girl bum rushes Eli. Eli, smaller than tiny mean girl, smiling, thinks this is a game, rams into her like a linebacker, brute strength, low to ground, knocks her over. Internal fist pump. Playground justice. It’s a rough world out there kids.

Nah, you don't even wanna #$%^ with this.

Nah, you don’t even wanna #$%^ with this.

The end.

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