Hot diggity dog.
It’s a song. It’s dinner too.
Just like last night’s was.
Thank you for being not only the best, but the only entry in my Mom Guilt Poetry Contest.
In my book, you are a haiku mom guilt master.
This not-tacky-at-all emoji Chia Pet is on its way (as soon as I have your address)!
Because the emoji Chia exists, I bought one for myself, too.
Let’s grow our Chia emojis and shrink our mom guilt complexes together!