In the spirit of Christmas, I give you the following form letter for parents whose children want an LOL Surpise! Big Surprise, like my daughter, Laila. As far as I can tell, this toy is sold out everywhere.
But will she be glum come Christmas morning? Of course not. She’s about to receive a note from the North.
Santa’s helpers: No, don’t go on Amazon and pay double from the profiteering a-holes. Don’t stake out Toys R Us. Just move on, with the help of this handy, dandy letter from Santa Claus! Helpers need only write in the name of the recipient.
I investigated, and, as it turns out, there’s been a supply chain issue. The glittering golden globes triggered an avalanche before tumbling into the Arctic Ocean.
P.S. The YouTube video is below. It is excrutiatingly long. It makes me want a large margarita. The end.
Download a letter here:
Here’s what it says: