Eli earned a new nickname this week: Boss. He did the best he could to boss everyone in his world, everyone trying to mess with him. He is 38 pounds of piss and vinegar. He’s a boss. Want to take the piss out of him? (Literally)? Naw, he ain’t havin it. Need a drop of …
Dear Whoopi, Hey Whoopi hey. How’s it going?
Eli’s cough has left the building. We traveled together to Michigan, and I have a lot to say about my first plane rides with Eli. It went so well the stewardess asked if she could spike my coffee. It was 5:45 a.m. Answer: “Yeah. Supersize it?”