A Mary Kay makeover in noir, Part 3

My journey into the hard-boiled world of Mary Kay makeovers continues in Part 3, the final installment.

I have arrived at an office with my sidekick, Spiderman Cowgirl Princess after being told this deal involves my son’s life. I am shocked to find shoddy office furniture and question the validity that this deal has money in it. I’m told the money’s in the science and Mary’s in the back. SCP runs off to work alone. I go to the back to find Mary but instead encounter Lacey. I can’t believe what she asks me to do.

This is the last installment of a three-part series that you will want to read in order…if you want to read it at all!

Here is Part 1. Here is Part 2.

Did I mention this is a fundraiser? I don’t get this crazy for free.

“Nothin’s free in this world, sweetheart.”

Vote for me, fund lifesaving research to help Eli

Here’s the link.

Please vote for my makeover in the Mary Kay One Woman makeover contest. You can vote up to five times a day through May 28. If I get the vote, Mary Kay will donate $5,000 to the CF Foundation for cystic fibrosis research that will help save my son Eli’s life.

Get to the end of the story and a bonus awaits. Find out how to win a free Moby Wrap awesome cozy baby carrier. Good news, if you’ve already entered, you can enter again. Three-part story, three chances to win. (UPDATE: CONTEST CLOSED 5/28)

Now let’s get back to the story…

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A Mary Kay makeover in noir, Part 2

My journey into the hard-boiled world of Mary Kay makeovers continues. What did I see that I couldn’t believe? The answer is in the story below. In A Mary Kay makeover in noir Part 2, I meet a femme fatale who puts me at ease before asking me a question I can’t even begin to fathom. This is the second installment of a three-part series that you will want to read in order.

Here is Part 1.

Did I mention this is a fundraiser? I don’t get this crazy for free.

“Nothin’s free in this world, sweetheart.”

Vote for me, fund lifesaving research to help Eli

Here’s the link.

Please vote for my makeover in the Mary Kay One Woman makeover contest. You can vote up to five times a day through May 28. If I get the vote, Mary Kay will donate $5,000 to the CF Foundation for cystic fibrosis research that will help save my son Eli’s life.

Get to the end of the story and a bonus awaits. Find out how to win a free Moby Wrap awesome cozy baby carrier. Good news, if you’ve already entered, you can enter again. Three-part story, three chances to win. (UPDATE: CONTEST CLOSED 5/28)

Now let’s get back to the story…

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A Mary Kay makeover in noir, part 1 – plus Moby Wrap giveaway

Hello! This dark, strange trip into the hard-boiled world of Mary Kay makeovers doubles as a fundraiser for the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation. Hey, I never said I was normal. This is the first in a three-part series.

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Please vote for my makeover in the Mary Kay One Woman makeover contest. You can vote up to five times a day through May 28. If I get the vote, Mary Kay will donate $5,000 to the CF Foundation for cystic fibrosis research that will help save my son Eli’s life.

Vote for me, fund lifesaving research to help Eli

Here’s the link. Start voting, start sharing, and enjoy my strange detour to a new genre: Mary Kay noir.

Moby giveaway
(UPDATE: CONTEST CLOSED 5/28)

This is a moss Moby.
This is a moss Moby.
In addition, I’ve tied my vote campaign to a fun giveaway – a free Moby wrap thanks to Moby Wrap, a company run by some together California hippies. The free wrap is moss green. It’s a cozy, comfy baby carrier that retails for about $50. Wee bbs love it and parents get their hands back! The contest is limited to US residents only.

Find the details on the giveaway and for my story, A Mary Kay makeover in noir, part 1, below the jump:

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